I really don’t appreciate the way you keep coming around. Nor do I appreciate not being able to go for a walk, or my children a bike ride. You must understand, that I simply do not have the needed funds for a daily blood transfusions. Obviously we have a very one sided relationship. You take and take and take, and never give anything in return. Well, that’s not true. I have not forgotten your Ugandan cousin, who gave me malaria. A gift I did not appreciate by the way. Is that really the best your kind can do, after all we give to you? I hope you don’t think the fresh supply of standing water, from recent rainfalls, means you are free to reproduce even more. Please take your brothels to another neighborhood. Otherwise you and all your mosquito offspring will have to die. I’m afraid you won’t heed my warning, so I am going to have to make a preemptive strike. You simply have sucked enough out of our family. I am normally very anti-pesticide, but not anymore. This time it’s personal.
Dear Mosquitoes October 23, 2009