During a much long and drawn out birthday present saga (of which I will blog about later) the following conversation happened:
Grace: “Mommy! Daddy would never not by you a birthday present!”
Me: “Your daddy went years without buying me a birthday present.”
Grace: “Yes, but that was BEFORE. Your relationship is much better now.”
Me: “Well, I did not buy daddy a present for his birthday, just two weeks ago.”
Grace: “Yes, well that’s because you’re still not fixed. You still got a few screws that need to be hammered in.”
That’s right dear, I am far from fixed. I have a few screws so stubborn they require hammering in.