I am currently having some pain and soreness from exercising.
It is quite common, when I have this type of affliction, to hear me saying, “Oh, the pain and agony!” upon standing.
Today when I said it I hear: “I want to ease you pain. I am trying to be a doctor.”
This from the child who only speaks correctly when she wants to.
*Edited to add: A doctor???? Of all the things to want to be, MY child says a doctor?????